Adult seal surprise:
Take fresh, lively baby seal, allow it to grow and develop in the ocean with plenty of fish for upwards to 25 years depending on your taste. Serve with side of salt water.
Bog frog brunch:
Fertilize eggs in spring, allow tadpoles to grow and develop in water over a year with plenty of bugs to eat. Eat when mature.
Black Cat a les mew:
Get cute kitten from neighbour, feed, play with, neuter/spade, love, change litter, scold, laugh with, tease with string, pat, de-worm, serve.
Bag lady sandwich: Throw two slices of bread on the ground, catch pigeon in between, serve
These recipes are sure to satisfy even the hungry hungriest of hippos, without breaking the bank or dipping deeply into your retirement savings or other financial investments.
Bon appetite!
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