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Friday, March 27, 2009

Can't take the heat? Stay out of the logbogblog!

Yes the bank is good
But you need proper credit
To get a good loan

Sorry for this blog
It is quite unfortunate
That it is like this

Someday I will learn
How to combine the two things
That I love the most

Banking is quite fun
But so is not being dumb
Oh well, Ill try soon

Cash rules everything
Around me, get the money
dollar dollar billz

Y'all

Had some eggs cooked up
Then I eated them all gone
Full stomach, full purse

Gotta go online
And do some banking so that
Miles doesn't cry

Thursday, March 26, 2009

logbogblog-worse that anything

I've come up with a plan that is going to help me take it to the banks! These banks will not see it coming, for this time I am prepared like no other.

The banks are nervous
I've come with a purpose
I'm going to accept their service




I've got my rig purchased as well. I managed to get a low interest loan because of my good credit rating.



Codfish, can't live with em. I can't hold my breath that long. Can't stand them either, as they have no feet. Check it

But codfish are the main source of my profit in this financial scheme, so I'm going to have to learn to accept them for what they are- ducket makers




Since I'm going to need some savings to occur, I've invested in the proper contraption!



Helicopter, great for accomplishing savings!


Sorry

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Where to buy seal meat? -logbogblog

I would like to find a place to buy some Seal meat, big date with Laura Winslow later and I want to show her what kind of man I am.

jkjkjk

Seriously though


Seals do have to die
To make the ice red so I
Can hide my tampons

Seals are dying for women's right to avoid embarrassing situations.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Open Season on Seals! logbogblog

Seal hunting season has come again and with it the protests from the likes of Laura Winslow and other Seal fans across the world.



However, for every Seal fan, there is a person who hates Seal. Steve Urkle resents Seal because he wants Laura to love him as much as she loves Seal.




Seal - A wanted man.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

National Ball Out Plan@logbogblog

It seems the majority of the people around the world are confused about the ball out plan being put in action to save us and the banks from financial uncertainty.



This young lady thought it was a bawl out plan!! She has been crying for weeks! Sad really.




Lebron James is all for it, he has been balling out since he could walk. No surprise that he is in support of the ball out plan.



This dog is not in favour, as the ball out has a different meaning to him than us. Poor guy!


GET CHO BALLZ OUT!!!
Some people are spending a lot of time analyzing the balls that are out.



Straight ballin since the earlier 90s, so don't sweat it.

One logbogblog in hand is worth three in the bush

Stitch in time save nine
Safe is better than sorry
Son, invest wisely

Raining this morning
But then the sun did break through
Beautiful day

Not feeling it now
Maybe I'll blog later on
Have a nice day bud

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

logbogblog, kickin it like a knee and a foot

Yezzir!

My head hurts quite bad
Did not get any work done
Oh well, I had fun

Four eggs are boiling
Might steal bread, quick sandwich
Don't tell my roommates

They are fast asleep
Time to conduct master plan
Mattresses on fire

Sufficient boiling
Eggs are probably done now
Going to go eat

Have a nice day bud
Get down to the bank to check
All of your savings

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Everybodys logbogblog on St. Patrick's Day

Ireland is home to some great peat bogs! Peat-bogs haven't got a lot of love in recent years, but as spring approaches they will see a significant jump in popularity, with peat stocks around the world being depleted as avid gardeners fill up their banks with the great peat in order to have a good growing season.



Two cute bog enthusiasts playing on the peat bog banks of Ireland!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Back to the basics- logbogblog

Three instant bog classics. Good turtle pics are like money in the bank.



Four of us here
Here on this wonderful log
Catching some sun rays



Ostriches hide their head in the sand, snapping turtles hide their heads in duckweed:

I'm so embarrassed
The log was real slippery
I fell off of it

There was a turtle called Mel
Who thought basking in the sun was swell
The log was too wet
Couldn't get his feet set
And back into the water he fell




Is it altitude
Or a lack of swamp water
That gives us this thrill

Friday, March 13, 2009

These eyes have seen a lot of blogs, but they’re never gonna see another logbogblog like I had with you.

Everybody hurts. Especially in these tough financial times.




I wanted a drink
And some hamburgers as well
Wow, this is a mess




White man came and ruined
All of the things that I loved
Now my cheeks are wet



I don''t know how come
Everything went very wrong
Someone burnt the steaks



All my drugs are gone
By bank closed all my accounts
Time for back to black


Finally it is FRIDAY! A chance to get away from the banks and hit the bogs!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh the logbogblog

The first blog was a sweet blog
The second blog had a log
The third and your fourth blog
Better have a bog

You've got the right stuff, logbogblog


Five really hot dudes
Maybe some musical skill
Take it to the bank


Vulnerable kid
Quite poor financial planning
On the crooks behalf

The Great Larry Bird
Sore like smart bank investments
Net gains all around

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Seven-six-two millimeter. Log. Bog. Blog.

Money in the bank
Planning for the near future
Freedom-Fifty-Five

All the worldly cash
Can't equal the love of bogs
To a rotting log



There was a coin named Bill
Who thought his life was a thrill
He could buy a pop
Or half of a yop
For you to drink as you sit on a hill





Sweeping up the trash
On the side of a good bank
Not a thing to see



Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How many blogs have you blogged, private?
Private Sangster: Sir, just one, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Just one, I didn't know blogs could hit perfection that fast.

Taking it to the bank all day everyday, making financial investments, holla at yo bank clerk boi

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Watcha gonna do when the logbogblog runs wild on YOU?


Snacks from the bog!







The perfect way to keep energy levels high whether banking or bogging is your activity: Frogs on a log. For those who think these are called ants on a log, think again:




These are ants on a log! The cool thing about ants is their incredible strength. Only one other species on Earth has the same strength to weight ratio as ants:



The Hulkster, who attributes his massive strength to having the biggest arms on the planet! TAKE IT TO THE BANK!

Monday, March 9, 2009

Hungry? Grab a logbogblog!

Today I am going to be divulging with you my favorite recipes:



Adult seal surprise:

Take fresh, lively baby seal, allow it to grow and develop in the ocean with plenty of fish for upwards to 25 years depending on your taste. Serve with side of salt water.



Bog frog brunch:
Fertilize eggs in spring, allow tadpoles to grow and develop in water over a year with plenty of bugs to eat. Eat when mature.



Black Cat a les mew:
Get cute kitten from neighbour, feed, play with, neuter/spade, love, change litter, scold, laugh with, tease with string, pat, de-worm, serve.







Bag lady sandwich: Throw two slices of bread on the ground, catch pigeon in between, serve




These recipes are sure to satisfy even the hungry hungriest of hippos, without breaking the bank or dipping deeply into your retirement savings or other financial investments.

Bon appetite!

Friday, March 6, 2009

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of logbogblog

If you find yourself out of the bog for a change and away from the log, it is quite important to know how to dress and act:



Above all you need to make a good investment in a vest. Having decent smelling breath is also important to today's non-log-bog people, so it is also a good investmint to by some mints to put in your vest.

In vest mints:



The classic, while nice in appearance may not be what you are looking for if you want to appear more sophisticated, but it works well in a casual crowd.

However, the best mint for your buck in a more tie and jacket occasion is the scotch mint:



Clean, efficient, and testes shaped. Perfect for any occasion in or away from the bog where it is of the utmost importance to look, smell, and feel fresh.

Here is Coolio getting fresh with his own mint!



I'll see you when you get there, if you ever get there.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Hey, I've got a great idea. Let's play make-believe. I'll be logbogblog...


Today's blog is a bee-log about the letter B!




Big Bird's B!



A real Bee-Log used for collecting honey!!



A little bee hard at word on a Beautiful flower!



A Bee's hive! In the wild no less!

Bees are important
Sweet honey for warm morning toast
Nice golden colour

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The Fresh Prince of logbogblog

"We clean up those things, and we're right where we want to be."
-Tim Duncan



Tim Duncan is a master of the banked shot in basketball. Since banking is important in everyday life I've decided to post a few pictures of my favorite banks.



The Royal Bank is a nice friendly banking company, with whom you should be thrilled to invest with.



The Grand Banks off of Newfoundland are one of the premier fishing banks in all of the world.

"...so thick by the shore that we hardly have been able to row a boat through them." -John Cabot on the amount of fish present at this bank



Saving the greatest Banks for last, Philip "Oh, I don't think so" Banks.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

I pity the fool who doesn't logbogblog!

"See, if I come into a black neighborhood and say, "Thanks for watching my show," and give out high fives and all that, I'm not doing no good. I go out and see a kid grabbing his crotch. Ain't nobody telling them that. Where do they get it from? They watch MTV. I say, "If you wash up more often, you won't have to grab your crotch." I'm telling these guys, "Why you gotta grab your crotch?" Then you see Michael Jackson grabbing his crotch 50 times. What's with him?"
-Mr. T



The investment in gold seems to be doing well for him here. However, not everyone has good luck when gold is involved.



Pictured above and on the right is the geologist from BreX, Michael de Guzman, who jumped out of a helicopter when it was discovered that Mr. T had more gold than the mountain they were mining in.





The three bears were no fan of Goldilocks when she gobbled up all of their porridge and ruffled up all of their bed sheets.



Despite of their name and colour, goldfish routinely find themselves being flushed down the toilet. Better than a 800 foot fall perhaps, but not a pleasant fate.