Hungry? Grab a logbogblog!

Today I am going to be divulging with you my favorite recipes:



Adult seal surprise:

Take fresh, lively baby seal, allow it to grow and develop in the ocean with plenty of fish for upwards to 25 years depending on your taste. Serve with side of salt water.



Bog frog brunch:
Fertilize eggs in spring, allow tadpoles to grow and develop in water over a year with plenty of bugs to eat. Eat when mature.



Black Cat a les mew:
Get cute kitten from neighbour, feed, play with, neuter/spade, love, change litter, scold, laugh with, tease with string, pat, de-worm, serve.







Bag lady sandwich: Throw two slices of bread on the ground, catch pigeon in between, serve




These recipes are sure to satisfy even the hungry hungriest of hippos, without breaking the bank or dipping deeply into your retirement savings or other financial investments.

Bon appetite!

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of logbogblog

If you find yourself out of the bog for a change and away from the log, it is quite important to know how to dress and act:



Above all you need to make a good investment in a vest. Having decent smelling breath is also important to today's non-log-bog people, so it is also a good investmint to by some mints to put in your vest.

In vest mints:



The classic, while nice in appearance may not be what you are looking for if you want to appear more sophisticated, but it works well in a casual crowd.

However, the best mint for your buck in a more tie and jacket occasion is the scotch mint:



Clean, efficient, and testes shaped. Perfect for any occasion in or away from the bog where it is of the utmost importance to look, smell, and feel fresh.

Here is Coolio getting fresh with his own mint!



I'll see you when you get there, if you ever get there.