Frog to princess:
You old white hag with sick pink lips
Whose tongue is proportionally short
I wish you would stop with quips
About how you walk about up-right your hips
For as long as I've known you've been far too tall
Your flowing hair has been proven to be inefficient for swimming
True grace comes from being incredibly small
Your hair could use a drastic trimming
I could promise you a more beautiful life
In that you would be much happier yet
To make you my slick green wife
Instead of viewing me as a pet
So give me a little kiss down here on this log
And I'll cast a spell and turn you into a happy frog
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