"I can't log, I can't bog, I can't BLOG! I obviously have no sense of logbogblog"

Friday Fun-day




Jerry "Now everybody in the bank act friendly" Seinfeld doesn't need to invest wisely as he makes millions off of his old show.

Never eats any pork
Not fond of oysters either
Nice passive income



Scared by aliens
Skills stolen to beat cartoons
Saved by Bugz Bunny

Comin straight out of logbogblog

Some legend's words about logs, bogs, and other related things:



When asked if Johnny Cash would ever harm a frog or turtle:

"I'd rather drink muddy water, and sleep in a hollow log"




A roadie asked Hendrix if he thought the logs and bogs they were driving by were high too, he replied:

“Not necessarily stoned..but beautiful”





Eazy E once gave a very impressive speech on the potential financial gains that could be seen through investing in property containing logs and bogs. I asked him if I could put a manuscript of his speech here but he said:

"Don't quote me boy, 'cause i ain't said shit."

I've seen the future, and it is logbogblog-shaped

Scenic property
Extremely valuable
Better get a loan




Two ducks were walking along,
Not thinking much just honking a song,
Their orange legs were quite strong enough
To allow them to walk around in the buff



Larry the Legend was holding the ball
All around him he heard the crowd call
His skills were quite sick
For a hick from French Lick
And he wasn't the least bit afraid to brawl

logbogblog, it's a kind of magic

Every morning when Frank the Turtle wakes up he calls his stock broker to see how his investments are doing. Franklin would be lost without the help his broker, his banker, and his acne medication, but with good financial help he can afford to buy all of the things he likes while not worry about bad credit and debt.




Franklin the Turtle
Business savvy and smart
One good investor




Nice pink and black suit
A pancake for a brother
Shades can't hide the tears

Bogs and logs prevent debt while financial investments are sidelined due to allergies and impotence.




Nice serene river
Boggy after a rain storm
A good investment



A seasonal bog
A Casual observer
Allergy season is tough




This Lincoln Log set
Ruined me financially
Toy related debt

Start the day with logbogblog.

Fun-day Friday:



Mouse on a bog log
Snail out in front of the mouse
Sums up this picture



Grass is boring food
I long for grilled hamburgers
An angry whopper



There once was a swine in the muck
Who felt quite down on his luck
His bristles were all matted
With snorts he chatted
Everyone called him a schmuck

logbogblog evolution.

Frank the turtle was sleeping
When along came a paintbrush creeping
With two little strokes
He played quite the joke
Now Frank spends each whole day weeping





There was a bog dog that liked playing
As most dogs do, without saying
His bud through a stick
He got it real quick
He would not get caught disobeying




Wet cold paradise
My life is truly complete
I wish I could smile

My way is logbogblog.

Lots of cool plants grow in and around bogs:



Sour round reddish fruit
Roasted turkeys good old pal
Just add some sugar



Ignorant flies fear
This deadly wet drowning pool
Carnivorous plant



Pretty darn rare fruit
Popular with Norwegians
Eaten by vikings

The logbogblog look

Winter came again
Snow banks are no place for logs
I deserve a bog




Boggy green pasture
Logs, bogs, frogs are all my friends
The sun still feels nice

I want logbogblog and I want it now.

Frog to princess:

You old white hag with sick pink lips
Whose tongue is proportionally short
I wish you would stop with quips
About how you walk about up-right your hips

For as long as I've known you've been far too tall
Your flowing hair has been proven to be inefficient for swimming
True grace comes from being incredibly small
Your hair could use a drastic trimming

I could promise you a more beautiful life
In that you would be much happier yet
To make you my slick green wife
Instead of viewing me as a pet

So give me a little kiss down here on this log
And I'll cast a spell and turn you into a happy frog

logbogblog, the real thing.

The problem with bogs, logs, and frogs being so great is that other things in nature get jealous, or feel bad about themselves:




I am a sad toad
Dry skin, clammy underneath
Full of ugly warts




Smothered in dry heat
Abrasiveness prevents friends
No hugs for the cacti




Reefs filled with nice fish
But salt stops true happiness
I long for green frogs

logbogblog - Think different.

One time while Wade Boggs(pronounced bogs) was out hunting with Curt Henning (Mr. Perfect, or The Human Bog Log) Boggs got cut and was carried out of the woods by Henning.


On the experience, Wade Boggs wrote:

It was a fine day in mid July
There wasn't a cloud in the clear sky
I got a deep cut
Was stuck in the muck
Curt Henning saved me what a nice guy!

Take what you want, but leave logbogblog alone!

A neighbourhood frog has saved the day!















Patrick the frog was hopping along
When he saw something horribly wrong
Logs and bogs were trash
Restored in a flash
Then the frog continued his bog song

The wonder has a name: logbogblog.

The second part in a three part series:




Gertrude the bog, peacefully laying
As any superb bog does, praying
That the stupid schmuck
That ruined the bogs muck
Someday soon would dearly be paying

Logbogblog. See more. Do more

Today is the first part in a three part series that will be concluded on Wednesday. It is far too frequently taken for granted that logs and bogs go great together; so the goal of this series is to reiterate how great the combination really is.

It might get a little scary, but hold tight because on Wednesday the conclusion will settle everything, including your stomach, if you find the following picture unsettling.

Larry the log, peacefully standing
Was not prepared for a crash landing
Two guys with a saw
Committed great flaw
It appears a town was expanding

Ooh la la, logbogblog.

Even animals aspire to the greatness that is logs in bogs!! Check out this silly crocodile!!

In the moss lay a croc just for show
He layed completely still even though
He was not a log
He was fond of bogs
And he wanted the whole world to know

Great things to come!

Logs sure do look great in bogs these days! Check out this picture!

Any guess on what type of tree this log once belonged to? Who knows! But it sure looks at home in this bog!

There once was a bog name Rick
Whose water was filled with sticks
It looked quite exquisite
Was quite an exhibit
It's bog to log ratio was sick!