Full-flavoured logbogblog

Feed'n time

2009-04-17T13:37:00.000-03:00

chicken is cooking
so is the shitty white rice
decent meal today

Hard times at logbogblog

2009-04-16T11:50:00.002-03:00

Suffered a death blow
Brought to life again, rejoice
THE STREETS IS TALKIN

Taste it, taste it, bud
Dew to erratic weather
Phenomenon pun?

Can't take the heat? Stay out of the logbogblog!

2009-03-27T08:00:00.002-03:00

Yes the bank is good
But you need proper credit
To get a good loan

Sorry for this blog
It is quite unfortunate
That it is like this

Someday I will learn
How to combine the two things
That I love the most

Banking is quite fun
But so is not being dumb
Oh well, Ill try soon

Cash rules everything
Around me, get the money
dollar dollar billz

Y'all

Had some eggs cooked up
Then I eated them all gone
Full stomach, full purse

Gotta go online
And do some banking so that
Miles doesn't cry

logbogblog-worse that anything

2009-03-26T11:33:00.003-03:00

I've come up with a plan that is going to help me take it to the banks! These banks will not see it coming, for this time I am prepared like no other.

The banks are nervous
I've come with a purpose
I'm going to accept their service

I've got my rig purchased as well. I managed to get a low interest loan because of my good credit rating.

Codfish, can't live with em. I can't hold my breath that long. Can't stand them either, as they have no feet. Check it

But codfish are the main source of my profit in this financial scheme, so I'm going to have to learn to accept them for what they are- ducket makers

Since I'm going to need some savings to occur, I've invested in the proper contraption!

Helicopter, great for accomplishing savings!

Sorry

Where to buy seal meat? -logbogblog

2009-03-25T08:10:00.004-03:00

I would like to find a place to buy some Seal meat, big date with Laura Winslow later and I want to show her what kind of man I am.

jkjkjk

Seriously though

Seals do have to die
To make the ice red so I
Can hide my tampons

Seals are dying for women's right to avoid embarrassing situations.

Open Season on Seals! logbogblog

2009-03-24T14:14:00.004-03:00

Seal hunting season has come again and with it the protests from the likes of Laura Winslow and other Seal fans across the world.

However, for every Seal fan, there is a person who hates Seal. Steve Urkle resents Seal because he wants Laura to love him as much as she loves Seal.

Seal - A wanted man.

National Ball Out Plan@logbogblog

2009-03-19T17:15:00.007-03:00

It seems the majority of the people around the world are confused about the ball out plan being put in action to save us and the banks from financial uncertainty.

This young lady thought it was a bawl out plan!! She has been crying for weeks! Sad really.

Lebron James is all for it, he has been balling out since he could walk. No surprise that he is in support of the ball out plan.

This dog is not in favour, as the ball out has a different meaning to him than us. Poor guy!

GET CHO BALLZ OUT!!!
Some people are spending a lot of time analyzing the balls that are out.

Straight ballin since the earlier 90s, so don't sweat it.

One logbogblog in hand is worth three in the bush

2009-03-19T11:29:00.002-03:00

Stitch in time save nine
Safe is better than sorry
Son, invest wisely

Raining this morning
But then the sun did break through
Beautiful day

Not feeling it now
Maybe I'll blog later on
Have a nice day bud

logbogblog, kickin it like a knee and a foot

2009-03-18T08:01:00.003-03:00

Yezzir!

My head hurts quite bad
Did not get any work done
Oh well, I had fun

Four eggs are boiling
Might steal bread, quick sandwich
Don't tell my roommates

They are fast asleep
Time to conduct master plan
Mattresses on fire

Sufficient boiling
Eggs are probably done now
Going to go eat

Have a nice day bud
Get down to the bank to check
All of your savings

Everybodys logbogblog on St. Patrick's Day

2009-03-17T11:30:00.003-03:00

Ireland is home to some great peat bogs! Peat-bogs haven't got a lot of love in recent years, but as spring approaches they will see a significant jump in popularity, with peat stocks around the world being depleted as avid gardeners fill up their banks with the great peat in order to have a good growing season.

Two cute bog enthusiasts playing on the peat bog banks of Ireland!

Back to the basics- logbogblog

2009-03-16T09:28:00.004-03:00

Three instant bog classics. Good turtle pics are like money in the bank.

Four of us here
Here on this wonderful log
Catching some sun rays

Ostriches hide their head in the sand, snapping turtles hide their heads in duckweed:

I'm so embarrassed
The log was real slippery
I fell off of it

There was a turtle called Mel
Who thought basking in the sun was swell
The log was too wet
Couldn't get his feet set
And back into the water he fell

Is it altitude
Or a lack of swamp water
That gives us this thrill

These eyes have seen a lot of blogs, but they’re never gonna see another logbogblog like I had with you.

2009-03-13T12:39:00.004-03:00

Everybody hurts. Especially in these tough financial times.

I wanted a drink
And some hamburgers as well
Wow, this is a mess

White man came and ruined
All of the things that I loved
Now my cheeks are wet

I don''t know how come
Everything went very wrong
Someone burnt the steaks

All my drugs are gone
By bank closed all my accounts
Time for back to black

Finally it is FRIDAY! A chance to get away from the banks and hit the bogs!

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh the logbogblog

2009-03-12T13:41:00.003-03:00

The first blog was a sweet blog
The second blog had a log
The third and your fourth blog
Better have a bog

You've got the right stuff, logbogblog

Five really hot dudes
Maybe some musical skill
Take it to the bank

Vulnerable kid
Quite poor financial planning
On the crooks behalf

The Great Larry Bird
Sore like smart bank investments
Net gains all around

Seven-six-two millimeter. Log. Bog. Blog.

2009-03-11T07:58:00.008-03:00

Money in the bank
Planning for the near future
Freedom-Fifty-Five

All the worldly cash
Can't equal the love of bogs
To a rotting log

There was a coin named Bill
Who thought his life was a thrill
He could buy a pop
Or half of a yop
For you to drink as you sit on a hill

Sweeping up the trash
On the side of a good bank
Not a thing to see

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How many blogs have you blogged, private?
Private Sangster: Sir, just one, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Just one, I didn't know blogs could hit perfection that fast.

Taking it to the bank all day everyday, making financial investments, holla at yo bank clerk boi

Watcha gonna do when the logbogblog runs wild on YOU?

2009-03-10T11:38:00.006-03:00

Snacks from the bog!

The perfect way to keep energy levels high whether banking or bogging is your activity: Frogs on a log. For those who think these are called ants on a log, think again:

These are ants on a log! The cool thing about ants is their incredible strength. Only one other species on Earth has the same strength to weight ratio as ants:

The Hulkster, who attributes his massive strength to having the biggest arms on the planet! TAKE IT TO THE BANK!

Hungry? Grab a logbogblog!

2009-03-09T09:19:00.004-03:00

Today I am going to be divulging with you my favorite recipes:

Adult seal surprise:

Take fresh, lively baby seal, allow it to grow and develop in the ocean with plenty of fish for upwards to 25 years depending on your taste. Serve with side of salt water.

Bog frog brunch:
Fertilize eggs in spring, allow tadpoles to grow and develop in water over a year with plenty of bugs to eat. Eat when mature.

Black Cat a les mew:
Get cute kitten from neighbour, feed, play with, neuter/spade, love, change litter, scold, laugh with, tease with string, pat, de-worm, serve.

Bag lady sandwich: Throw two slices of bread on the ground, catch pigeon in between, serve

These recipes are sure to satisfy even the hungry hungriest of hippos, without breaking the bank or dipping deeply into your retirement savings or other financial investments.

Bon appetite!

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of logbogblog

2009-03-06T08:30:00.005-04:00

If you find yourself out of the bog for a change and away from the log, it is quite important to know how to dress and act:

Above all you need to make a good investment in a vest. Having decent smelling breath is also important to today's non-log-bog people, so it is also a good investmint to by some mints to put in your vest.

In vest mints:

The classic, while nice in appearance may not be what you are looking for if you want to appear more sophisticated, but it works well in a casual crowd.

However, the best mint for your buck in a more tie and jacket occasion is the scotch mint:

Clean, efficient, and testes shaped. Perfect for any occasion in or away from the bog where it is of the utmost importance to look, smell, and feel fresh.

Here is Coolio getting fresh with his own mint!

I'll see you when you get there, if you ever get there.

Hey, I've got a great idea. Let's play make-believe. I'll be logbogblog...

2009-03-05T14:24:00.004-04:00

Today's blog is a bee-log about the letter B!

Big Bird's B!

A real Bee-Log used for collecting honey!!

A little bee hard at word on a Beautiful flower!

A Bee's hive! In the wild no less!

Bees are important
Sweet honey for warm morning toast
Nice golden colour

The Fresh Prince of logbogblog

2009-03-04T08:34:00.004-04:00

"We clean up those things, and we're right where we want to be."
-Tim Duncan

Tim Duncan is a master of the banked shot in basketball. Since banking is important in everyday life I've decided to post a few pictures of my favorite banks.

The Royal Bank is a nice friendly banking company, with whom you should be thrilled to invest with.

The Grand Banks off of Newfoundland are one of the premier fishing banks in all of the world.

"...so thick by the shore that we hardly have been able to row a boat through them." -John Cabot on the amount of fish present at this bank

Saving the greatest Banks for last, Philip "Oh, I don't think so" Banks.

I pity the fool who doesn't logbogblog!

2009-03-03T11:27:00.005-04:00

"See, if I come into a black neighborhood and say, "Thanks for watching my show," and give out high fives and all that, I'm not doing no good. I go out and see a kid grabbing his crotch. Ain't nobody telling them that. Where do they get it from? They watch MTV. I say, "If you wash up more often, you won't have to grab your crotch." I'm telling these guys, "Why you gotta grab your crotch?" Then you see Michael Jackson grabbing his crotch 50 times. What's with him?"
-Mr. T

The investment in gold seems to be doing well for him here. However, not everyone has good luck when gold is involved.

Pictured above and on the right is the geologist from BreX, Michael de Guzman, who jumped out of a helicopter when it was discovered that Mr. T had more gold than the mountain they were mining in.

The three bears were no fan of Goldilocks when she gobbled up all of their porridge and ruffled up all of their bed sheets.

Despite of their name and colour, goldfish routinely find themselves being flushed down the toilet. Better than a 800 foot fall perhaps, but not a pleasant fate.

It was all a dream, I used to read logbogblog online magazine

2009-03-02T08:21:00.003-04:00

Had to read up, see whats up with my peeps.

Whales are doing great these days by simply relying on international (fish) stocks for growth.

Wally the whale was whistling wishfully
A tune he once heard while visiting Sicily
He swam there to get some spaghetti
But left before he ate as it wasn't quite ready
The noodles were hard and the hamburger raw
It was the kind of malpractice that could drop a whales jaw
He didn't hold a grudge though despite of the flaw
He just swam home and had spaghetti made by his ma

Just one t-bone steak
With cheese, eggs, and Welch's Grape
Won't fill his belly

"I can't log, I can't bog, I can't BLOG! I obviously have no sense of logbogblog"

2009-02-27T09:31:00.003-04:00

Friday Fun-day

Jerry "Now everybody in the bank act friendly" Seinfeld doesn't need to invest wisely as he makes millions off of his old show.

Never eats any pork
Not fond of oysters either
Nice passive income

Scared by aliens
Skills stolen to beat cartoons
Saved by Bugz Bunny

Comin straight out of logbogblog

2009-02-26T10:35:00.005-04:00

Some legend's words about logs, bogs, and other related things:

When asked if Johnny Cash would ever harm a frog or turtle:

"I'd rather drink muddy water, and sleep in a hollow log"

A roadie asked Hendrix if he thought the logs and bogs they were driving by were high too, he replied:

“Not necessarily stoned..but beautiful”

Eazy E once gave a very impressive speech on the potential financial gains that could be seen through investing in property containing logs and bogs. I asked him if I could put a manuscript of his speech here but he said:

"Don't quote me boy, 'cause i ain't said shit."

I've seen the future, and it is logbogblog-shaped

2009-02-25T08:45:00.003-04:00

Scenic property
Extremely valuable
Better get a loan

Two ducks were walking along,
Not thinking much just honking a song,
Their orange legs were quite strong enough
To allow them to walk around in the buff

Larry the Legend was holding the ball
All around him he heard the crowd call
His skills were quite sick
For a hick from French Lick
And he wasn't the least bit afraid to brawl

logbogblog, it's a kind of magic

2009-02-24T11:34:00.004-04:00

Every morning when Frank the Turtle wakes up he calls his stock broker to see how his investments are doing. Franklin would be lost without the help his broker, his banker, and his acne medication, but with good financial help he can afford to buy all of the things he likes while not worry about bad credit and debt.

Franklin the Turtle
Business savvy and smart
One good investor

Nice pink and black suit
A pancake for a brother
Shades can't hide the tears

2009-02-23T09:29:00.003-04:00

Bogs and logs prevent debt while financial investments are sidelined due to allergies and impotence.

Nice serene river
Boggy after a rain storm
A good investment

A seasonal bog
A Casual observer
Allergy season is tough

This Lincoln Log set
Ruined me financially
Toy related debt

Start the day with logbogblog.

2009-02-20T09:53:00.005-04:00

Fun-day Friday:

Mouse on a bog log
Snail out in front of the mouse
Sums up this picture

Grass is boring food
I long for grilled hamburgers
An angry whopper

There once was a swine in the muck
Who felt quite down on his luck
His bristles were all matted
With snorts he chatted
Everyone called him a schmuck

logbogblog evolution.

2009-02-19T13:13:00.003-04:00

Frank the turtle was sleeping
When along came a paintbrush creeping
With two little strokes
He played quite the joke
Now Frank spends each whole day weeping

There was a bog dog that liked playing
As most dogs do, without saying
His bud through a stick
He got it real quick
He would not get caught disobeying

Wet cold paradise
My life is truly complete
I wish I could smile

My way is logbogblog.

2009-02-18T09:39:00.005-04:00

Lots of cool plants grow in and around bogs:

Sour round reddish fruit
Roasted turkeys good old pal
Just add some sugar

Ignorant flies fear
This deadly wet drowning pool
Carnivorous plant

Pretty darn rare fruit
Popular with Norwegians
Eaten by vikings

The logbogblog look

2009-02-17T16:32:00.003-04:00

Winter came again
Snow banks are no place for logs
I deserve a bog

Boggy green pasture
Logs, bogs, frogs are all my friends
The sun still feels nice

I want logbogblog and I want it now.

2009-02-16T14:45:00.003-04:00

Frog to princess:

You old white hag with sick pink lips
Whose tongue is proportionally short
I wish you would stop with quips
About how you walk about up-right your hips

For as long as I've known you've been far too tall
Your flowing hair has been proven to be inefficient for swimming
True grace comes from being incredibly small
Your hair could use a drastic trimming

I could promise you a more beautiful life
In that you would be much happier yet
To make you my slick green wife
Instead of viewing me as a pet

So give me a little kiss down here on this log
And I'll cast a spell and turn you into a happy frog

logbogblog, the real thing.

2009-02-13T08:17:00.005-04:00

The problem with bogs, logs, and frogs being so great is that other things in nature get jealous, or feel bad about themselves:

I am a sad toad
Dry skin, clammy underneath
Full of ugly warts

Smothered in dry heat
Abrasiveness prevents friends
No hugs for the cacti

Reefs filled with nice fish
But salt stops true happiness
I long for green frogs

logbogblog - Think different.

2009-02-12T11:25:00.006-04:00

One time while Wade Boggs(pronounced bogs) was out hunting with Curt Henning (Mr. Perfect, or The Human Bog Log) Boggs got cut and was carried out of the woods by Henning.

On the experience, Wade Boggs wrote:

It was a fine day in mid July
There wasn't a cloud in the clear sky
I got a deep cut
Was stuck in the muck
Curt Henning saved me what a nice guy!

Take what you want, but leave logbogblog alone!

2009-02-11T09:12:00.006-04:00

A neighbourhood frog has saved the day!

Patrick the frog was hopping along
When he saw something horribly wrong
Logs and bogs were trash
Restored in a flash
Then the frog continued his bog song

The wonder has a name: logbogblog.

2009-02-10T11:26:00.004-04:00

The second part in a three part series:

Gertrude the bog, peacefully laying
As any superb bog does, praying
That the stupid schmuck
That ruined the bogs muck
Someday soon would dearly be paying

Logbogblog. See more. Do more

2009-02-09T09:45:00.007-04:00

Today is the first part in a three part series that will be concluded on Wednesday. It is far too frequently taken for granted that logs and bogs go great together; so the goal of this series is to reiterate how great the combination really is.

It might get a little scary, but hold tight because on Wednesday the conclusion will settle everything, including your stomach, if you find the following picture unsettling.

Larry the log, peacefully standing
Was not prepared for a crash landing
Two guys with a saw
Committed great flaw
It appears a town was expanding

Ooh la la, logbogblog.

2009-02-06T07:53:00.000-04:00

Even animals aspire to the greatness that is logs in bogs!! Check out this silly crocodile!!

In the moss lay a croc just for show
He layed completely still even though
He was not a log
He was fond of bogs
And he wanted the whole world to know

Great things to come!

2009-02-05T11:29:00.001-04:00

Logs sure do look great in bogs these days! Check out this picture!

Any guess on what type of tree this log once belonged to? Who knows! But it sure looks at home in this bog!

There once was a bog name Rick
Whose water was filled with sticks
It looked quite exquisite
Was quite an exhibit
It's bog to log ratio was sick!